rumor is...

michael bay had megan fox audition for the transformer movie by washing his car while he filmed it. he's now claiming he lost the footage.
bile at the back of my throat.
worse than that, the girl took the job after that little piece of degradation.
and shocking more -
this is the first shot of her in the second transformers movie...

good thing molly warned me of the
"pin-up" quality
of all her shots before we hit the theater.
had i seen this and not been warned...
heaven only knows.
as it was all i could think about
every time she came on the screen was,

"where does the sexy dew end
and the lip gloss begin?".

and white jeans?
pristine white jeans?
in the middle of a desert?
when everyone else is getting filthy and bloody?

oh, and the hair thing.
pull it back already.
what self-respecting woman goes into battle
(or fixes a motorcycle, for that matter)
with her hair flying all over the place?

bruckheimer needs to reign his little lapdog in.
it's bad enough he let bay ruin pearl harbor
and sacrilige an entire generation
now he's letting this girl start her career like this

it's almost like these men don't have daughters
or wives, or mothers, or sisters.
for shame.

and let's do the math.
she's 22 or 23 now.
which means she was 18 or 19
when she was cast for the original transformers
it's a little gross, right?
a lot gross.
yeah, i thought you'd agree with me.